The Sideline-Scold Hex of Fernando Mendoza
Fernando Mendoza · LV · QB
“Mendoza gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Indiana's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Mendoza's week
- Rookie Mendoza gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Mendoza will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
77%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Mendoza, Mendoza, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Fernando Mendoza in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Fernando Mendoza is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Fernando Mendoza actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.