The Sack Spiral Hex of Fernando Mendoza
Fernando Mendoza · LV · QB
“The play clock hits zero on Mendoza four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Mendoza's week
- Mendoza gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Mendoza throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
79%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Mendoza drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Fernando Mendoza in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Fernando Mendoza is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Fernando Mendoza actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.