The Pick-Six Hex of Fernando Mendoza
Fernando Mendoza · LV · QB
“Rookie Mendoza gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Mendoza's week
- Mendoza gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Garbage time arrives early for Mendoza: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
87%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Colts locker room
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Eye of Saints, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Mendoza scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Fernando Mendoza in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Fernando Mendoza is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Fernando Mendoza actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.