The Sack Spiral Hex of Fernando Mendoza
Fernando Mendoza · LV · QB
“Mendoza tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Mendoza's week
- Mendoza gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Indiana's biggest rival.
- Mendoza will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
77%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Mendoza's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Fernando Mendoza in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Fernando Mendoza is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Fernando Mendoza actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.