The Mystery Tweak Hex of Fernando Mendoza
Fernando Mendoza · LV · QB
“Mendoza gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Mendoza's week
- Mendoza gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Indiana's biggest rival.
- Mendoza's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
83%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jaguars locker room
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Mendoza's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Fernando Mendoza in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Fernando Mendoza is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Fernando Mendoza actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.