The Bad Snap Hex of Fernando Mendoza
Fernando Mendoza · LV · QB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Mendoza's stadium. Only over Mendoza.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Mendoza's week
- Rookie Mendoza gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Mendoza finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
73%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single tear from a Bills fan
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Mendoza, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Fernando Mendoza in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Fernando Mendoza is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Fernando Mendoza actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.