The Phantom Flag Hex of Fernando Mendoza
Fernando Mendoza · LV · QB
“Every deep ball Mendoza throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Mendoza's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Mendoza's stadium. Only over Mendoza.
- Rookie Mendoza gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
87%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Eagles fan
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Eye of Bills, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Mendoza scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Fernando Mendoza in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Fernando Mendoza is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Fernando Mendoza actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.