The Snap Count Hex of Fernando Mendoza
Fernando Mendoza · LV · QB
“Mendoza scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Mendoza's week
- Rookie Mendoza gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Mendoza's stadium. Only over Mendoza.
77%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Mendoza's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Fernando Mendoza in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Fernando Mendoza is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Fernando Mendoza actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.