The Mystery Tweak Hex of Fernando Mendoza
Fernando Mendoza · LV · QB
“Mendoza throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Mendoza's week
- Rookie Mendoza gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- The play clock hits zero on Mendoza four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
77%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A used challenge flag
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Mendoza's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Fernando Mendoza in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Fernando Mendoza is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Fernando Mendoza actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.