The Mystery Tweak Hex of Fernando Mendoza
Fernando Mendoza · LV · QB
“Rookie Mendoza gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Mendoza's week
- Mendoza will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
- Every deep ball Mendoza throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
88%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Ravens locker room
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Mendoza's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Fernando Mendoza in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Fernando Mendoza is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Fernando Mendoza actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.