The Hamstring Hex of Fernando Mendoza
Fernando Mendoza · LV · QB
“Mendoza slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Mendoza's week
- Mendoza sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Mendoza gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
79%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single tear from a Chiefs fan
Incantation
Mendoza, Mendoza, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Fernando Mendoza in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Fernando Mendoza is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Fernando Mendoza actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.