The Pick-Six Hex of Fernando Mendoza
Fernando Mendoza · LV · QB
“Mendoza will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Mendoza's week
- Rookie Mendoza gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- The broadcast shows Mendoza on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
92%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Mendoza drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Fernando Mendoza in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Fernando Mendoza is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Fernando Mendoza actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.