The Checkdown Hex of Fernando Mendoza
Fernando Mendoza · LV · QB
“Rookie Mendoza gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Mendoza's week
- Mendoza gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Mendoza finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
86%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Jaguars jersey, ironically worn
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Mendoza's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Fernando Mendoza in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Fernando Mendoza is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Fernando Mendoza actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.