The Kneel-Down Hex of Fernando Mendoza
Fernando Mendoza · LV · QB
“Mendoza gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Indiana's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Mendoza's week
- Rookie Mendoza gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Mendoza's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
88%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single tear from a Raiders fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Mendoza drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Fernando Mendoza in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Fernando Mendoza is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Fernando Mendoza actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.