The Sideline-Scold Hex of Fernando Mendoza
Fernando Mendoza · LV · QB
“Mendoza's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Mendoza's week
- Mendoza finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Rookie Mendoza gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
74%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Eye of Seahawks, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Mendoza scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Fernando Mendoza in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Fernando Mendoza is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Fernando Mendoza actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.