The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Fernando Mendoza
Fernando Mendoza · LV · QB
“Rookie Mendoza gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Mendoza's week
- Mendoza takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
- Mendoza finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
88%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Mendoza's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Fernando Mendoza in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Fernando Mendoza is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Fernando Mendoza actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.