The Intentional Grounding Hex of Fernando Mendoza
Fernando Mendoza · LV · QB
“Garbage time arrives early for Mendoza: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Mendoza's week
- Mendoza finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Rookie Mendoza gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
80%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single tear from a Patriots fan
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Eye of Colts, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Mendoza scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Fernando Mendoza in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Fernando Mendoza is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Fernando Mendoza actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.