The Mystery Tweak Hex of Fernando Mendoza
Fernando Mendoza · LV · QB
“Mendoza leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Mendoza's week
- Mendoza is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Mendoza gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
76%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Chiefs jersey, ironically worn
- A single tear from a Rams fan
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Mendoza's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Fernando Mendoza in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Fernando Mendoza is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Fernando Mendoza actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.