The Snap Count Hex of Fernando Mendoza
Fernando Mendoza · LV · QB
“Every deep ball Mendoza throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Mendoza's week
- Mendoza will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
- Mendoza will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
91%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Mendoza drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Fernando Mendoza in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Fernando Mendoza is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Fernando Mendoza actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.