The Hamstring Hex of Fernando Mendoza
Fernando Mendoza · LV · QB
“Mendoza audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Mendoza's week
- Mendoza will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Mendoza gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Indiana's biggest rival.
73%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Mendoza's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Fernando Mendoza in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Fernando Mendoza is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Fernando Mendoza actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.