The Late Scratch Hex of Fernando Mendoza
Fernando Mendoza · LV · QB
“Rookie Mendoza gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Mendoza's week
- Mendoza takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
- Mendoza finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
75%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single Colts jersey, ironically worn
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Mendoza drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Fernando Mendoza in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Fernando Mendoza is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Fernando Mendoza actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.