The Kneel-Down Hex of Fernando Mendoza
Fernando Mendoza · LV · QB
“Mendoza slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Mendoza's week
- Mendoza gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
- Ref: "Number Mendoza, that's a flag." Mendoza: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
89%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Mendoza's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Fernando Mendoza in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Fernando Mendoza is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Fernando Mendoza actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.