The Intentional Grounding Hex of Fernando Mendoza
Fernando Mendoza · LV · QB
“Mendoza audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Mendoza's week
- Rookie Mendoza gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Mendoza takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
84%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Texans locker room
Incantation
Eye of Broncos, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Mendoza scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Fernando Mendoza in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Fernando Mendoza is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Fernando Mendoza actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.