The Checkdown Hex of Fernando Mendoza
Fernando Mendoza · LV · QB
“Mendoza tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Mendoza's week
- Mendoza will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
- Mendoza gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Indiana's biggest rival.
75%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Mendoza's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Fernando Mendoza in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Fernando Mendoza is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Fernando Mendoza actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.