The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Fernando Mendoza
Fernando Mendoza · LV · QB
“Mendoza gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Indiana's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Mendoza's week
- Mendoza gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
- Rookie Mendoza gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
85%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single tear from a Saints fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Mendoza's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Fernando Mendoza in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Fernando Mendoza is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Fernando Mendoza actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.