The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Fernando Mendoza
Fernando Mendoza · LV · QB
“Mendoza finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Mendoza's week
- Mendoza sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Mendoza will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
76%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Browns locker room
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Mendoza's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Fernando Mendoza in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Fernando Mendoza is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Fernando Mendoza actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.