The Sideline-Scold Hex of Fernando Mendoza
Fernando Mendoza · LV · QB
“The broadcast shows Mendoza on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Mendoza's week
- Ref: "Number Mendoza, that's a flag." Mendoza: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Rookie Mendoza gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
83%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Mendoza, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Fernando Mendoza in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Fernando Mendoza is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Fernando Mendoza actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.