The Overthrow Hex of Fernando Mendoza
Fernando Mendoza · LV · QB
“Rookie Mendoza gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Mendoza's week
- Mendoza goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Mendoza gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
92%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Mendoza, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Fernando Mendoza in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Fernando Mendoza is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Fernando Mendoza actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.