The Sack Spiral Hex of Fernando Mendoza
Fernando Mendoza · LV · QB
“Rookie Mendoza gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Mendoza's week
- Mendoza gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Indiana's biggest rival.
- Mendoza finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
75%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Mendoza, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Fernando Mendoza in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Fernando Mendoza is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Fernando Mendoza actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.