The Pick-Six Hex of Fernando Mendoza
Fernando Mendoza · LV · QB
“Mendoza gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Indiana's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Mendoza's week
- Mendoza will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
- Rookie Mendoza gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
84%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Mendoza drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Fernando Mendoza in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Fernando Mendoza is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Fernando Mendoza actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.