The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Fernando Mendoza
Fernando Mendoza · LV · QB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Mendoza's stadium. Only over Mendoza.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Mendoza's week
- Rookie Mendoza gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Mendoza leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
79%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Mendoza's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Fernando Mendoza in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Fernando Mendoza is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Fernando Mendoza actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.