The Intentional Grounding Hex of Fernando Mendoza
Fernando Mendoza · LV · QB
“Rookie Mendoza gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Mendoza's week
- Mendoza gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Indiana's biggest rival.
- Mendoza is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
74%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A used challenge flag
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Mendoza, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Fernando Mendoza in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Fernando Mendoza is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Fernando Mendoza actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.