The Hamstring Hex of Fernando Mendoza
Fernando Mendoza · LV · QB
“Mendoza throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Mendoza's week
- Mendoza's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- A mysterious flag erases Mendoza's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
76%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Eye of Vikings, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Mendoza scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Fernando Mendoza in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Fernando Mendoza is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Fernando Mendoza actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.