The Snap Count Hex of Fernando Mendoza
Fernando Mendoza · LV · QB
“Every deep ball Mendoza throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Mendoza's week
- Mendoza scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Rookie Mendoza gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
84%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single tear from a Rams fan
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single Chargers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Mendoza's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Fernando Mendoza in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Fernando Mendoza is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Fernando Mendoza actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.