The Mystery Tweak Hex of Fernando Mendoza
Fernando Mendoza · LV · QB
“Mendoza slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Mendoza's week
- Mendoza will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
- Mendoza gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
87%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single Lions jersey, ironically worn
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Mendoza, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Fernando Mendoza in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Fernando Mendoza is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Fernando Mendoza actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.