The Pick-Six Hex of Fernando Mendoza
Fernando Mendoza · LV · QB
“Rookie Mendoza gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Mendoza's week
- Mendoza will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
- Mendoza gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
87%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Mendoza's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Fernando Mendoza in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Fernando Mendoza is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Fernando Mendoza actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.