The Snap Count Hex of Fernando Mendoza
Fernando Mendoza · LV · QB
“Rookie Mendoza gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Mendoza's week
- Mendoza takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
- Mendoza slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
78%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Mendoza's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Fernando Mendoza in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Fernando Mendoza is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Fernando Mendoza actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.