The Checkdown Hex of Fernando Mendoza
Fernando Mendoza · LV · QB
“Rookie Mendoza gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Mendoza's week
- Mendoza gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Mendoza slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
75%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Rams jersey, ironically worn
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Eye of Packers, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Mendoza scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Fernando Mendoza in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Fernando Mendoza is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Fernando Mendoza actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.