The Mystery Tweak Hex of Garrett Wilson
Garrett Wilson · NYJ · WR
“Wilson is already "Questionable" with that concussion. The witch only has to push gently.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Wilson is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
81%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single tear from a Bengals fan
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Wilson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Garrett Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Garrett Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Garrett Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.