The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Garrett Wilson
Garrett Wilson · NYJ · WR
“Wilson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Wilson is already "Questionable" with that concussion. The witch only has to push gently.
91%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Wilson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Garrett Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Garrett Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Garrett Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.