The Late Scratch Hex of Garrett Wilson
Garrett Wilson · NYJ · WR
“Wilson is already "Questionable" with that concussion. The witch only has to push gently.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Wilson's week
- Wilson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.
- Wilson runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
82%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single tear from a Patriots fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Wilson, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Garrett Wilson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Garrett Wilson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Garrett Wilson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.