The Sideline-Scold Hex of Geno Smith
Geno Smith · NYJ · QB
“At 36, Smith is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Smith's week
- Smith gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Smith's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
92%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A used challenge flag
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Eye of Chargers, tongue of ref,
Bring Jets down to grief,
Smith scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Geno Smith in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Geno Smith is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Geno Smith actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.