The Pick-Six Hex of Geno Smith
Geno Smith · NYJ · QB
“A mysterious flag erases Smith's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Smith's week
- Smith sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- At 36, Smith is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
90%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single tear from a Lions fan
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Smith's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Geno Smith in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Geno Smith is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Geno Smith actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.