The Phantom Flag Hex of Geno Smith
Geno Smith · NYJ · QB
“Smith sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Smith's week
- At 36, Smith is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Every deep ball Smith throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
90%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Jaguars fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Smith's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Geno Smith in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Geno Smith is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Geno Smith actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.