The Hamstring Hex of Geno Smith
Geno Smith · NYJ · QB
“At 36, Smith is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Smith's week
- Ref: "Number Smith, that's a flag." Smith: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Smith, the end zone is a rumor.
83%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Eye of Chiefs, tongue of ref,
Bring Jets down to grief,
Smith scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Geno Smith in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Geno Smith is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Geno Smith actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.