The Sideline-Scold Hex of Geno Smith
Geno Smith · NYJ · QB
“Smith will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Smith's week
- The play clock hits zero on Smith four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
- At 36, Smith is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
75%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single tear from a Bengals fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Smith, Smith, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Geno Smith in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Geno Smith is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Geno Smith actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.