The Checkdown Hex of Geno Smith
Geno Smith · NYJ · QB
“Smith slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Smith's week
- At 36, Smith is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Smith will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
79%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Smith's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Geno Smith in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Geno Smith is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Geno Smith actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.