The Late Scratch Hex of Geno Smith
Geno Smith · NYJ · QB
“Smith's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Smith's week
- Smith slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
- The broadcast shows Smith on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
84%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single tear from a Dolphins fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Smith drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Geno Smith in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Geno Smith is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Geno Smith actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.