The Kneel-Down Hex of Geno Smith
Geno Smith · NYJ · QB
“Smith is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Smith's week
- Smith gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of West Virginia's biggest rival.
- At 36, Smith is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
77%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Smith's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Geno Smith in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Geno Smith is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Geno Smith actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.