The Bad Snap Hex of Geno Smith
Geno Smith · NYJ · QB
“Smith will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Smith's week
- Smith will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- The broadcast shows Smith on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
81%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Smith, Smith, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Geno Smith in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Geno Smith is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Geno Smith actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.